{"product_id":"kids-back-to-school-anti-enthusiastic-t-shirt-sarcastic-school-tee-2","title":"Kids Back to School 'Anti-Enthusiastic' T-Shirt  Sarcastic School Tee","description":"This kids tee speaks with a sideways grin. The slim, no-frills slogan on the back quietly cuts through the early-morning chaos of backpacks and PTA emails — a little eye-roll stitched into a soft, midweight shirt. It settles onto a small body and stays comfortable through recess, crayons, and after-school cartwheels. The feel is familiar: breathable US cotton that holds up to washes and playground scrapes without losing shape. Minimal seams and a gentle ribbed collar keep it looking tidy, while the printed message on the back gives a wink to kids who prefer to show attitude rather than shout it. Wear it the first week back to class to make a subtle statement, or layer it under a hoodie for cool-weather mornings when getting out the door requires quiet negotiation.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct features\u003cbr\u003e\n- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing fit\u003cbr\u003e\n- Ribbed elastic collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e\n- Soft midweight 100% US cotton (5.3 oz\/yd²) — durable and breathable\u003cbr\u003e\n- DTF\/DTG printing with tear-away inner labels for comfort and clear graphics\u003cbr\u003e\n- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; REACH compliance and ethically sourced cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e\n- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)\u003cbr\u003e\n- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e\n- Tumble dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e\n- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e\n- Do not dry clean","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Purple \/ XS","offer_id":44469584298035,"sku":"33097496162833171994","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Purple \/ S","offer_id":44469584330803,"sku":"14749877363550603772","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Purple \/ M","offer_id":44469584363571,"sku":"43104330740038411262","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Purple \/ L","offer_id":44469584396339,"sku":"14281509728089659940","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Purple \/ XL","offer_id":44469584429107,"sku":"12903673044272149680","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Royal \/ XS","offer_id":44469584461875,"sku":"22085685039987779436","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":44469584494643,"sku":"26951522146300725514","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":44469584527411,"sku":"30579666825531482745","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":44469584560179,"sku":"27845976398188513244","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":44469584592947,"sku":"31853598546775864659","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":44469584625715,"sku":"29743189093757463054","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44469584658483,"sku":"90248876048976066234","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":44469584691251,"sku":"88925491380809855352","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":44469584724019,"sku":"13500310143251624082","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":44469584756787,"sku":"32451299663758389173","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Orange \/ XS","offer_id":44469584789555,"sku":"12121723771204975089","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Orange \/ S","offer_id":44469584822323,"sku":"30081646357880689323","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Orange \/ M","offer_id":44469584855091,"sku":"11653236890941619462","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Orange \/ L","offer_id":44469584887859,"sku":"56422296008090214862","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Orange \/ XL","offer_id":44469584920627,"sku":"25192650983407715053","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":44469584953395,"sku":"87054916109248100788","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":44469584986163,"sku":"81561086216515140583","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":44469585018931,"sku":"23922336427600620047","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":44469585051699,"sku":"22316946820021743625","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":44469585084467,"sku":"27044104473780498367","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":44469585117235,"sku":"33401092830324336383","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44469585150003,"sku":"39557504391231923478","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":44469585182771,"sku":"10798760881968411316","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":44469585215539,"sku":"33756584039225403347","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":44469585248307,"sku":"14816034364088496226","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Lime \/ XS","offer_id":44469585281075,"sku":"23074700615314327506","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Lime \/ S","offer_id":44469585313843,"sku":"27001621960796975147","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Lime \/ M","offer_id":44469585346611,"sku":"21018416988609934459","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Lime \/ L","offer_id":44469585379379,"sku":"50541563818495786169","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Lime \/ XL","offer_id":44469585412147,"sku":"28282744628657333935","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XS","offer_id":44469585444915,"sku":"23205185171159232153","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":44469585477683,"sku":"12002759383242977750","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":44469585510451,"sku":"22983337994230341099","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":44469585543219,"sku":"28282287162782579271","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":44469585575987,"sku":"33836011325547091827","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Gold \/ XS","offer_id":44469585608755,"sku":"30820158046039921439","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Gold \/ S","offer_id":44469585641523,"sku":"36333407007406860174","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Gold \/ M","offer_id":44469585674291,"sku":"77174824955282550978","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Gold \/ L","offer_id":44469585707059,"sku":"31256510721864591653","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Gold \/ XL","offer_id":44469585739827,"sku":"24390865327062582606","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ XS","offer_id":44469585772595,"sku":"25066701444622049056","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ S","offer_id":44469585805363,"sku":"24547876536218395254","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ M","offer_id":44469585838131,"sku":"16256261916757744036","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ L","offer_id":44469585870899,"sku":"17257485460391279784","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ XL","offer_id":44469585903667,"sku":"29831329227037152869","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Sapphire \/ XS","offer_id":44469585936435,"sku":"43423361814622626521","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Sapphire \/ S","offer_id":44469585969203,"sku":"49417417558644472953","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Sapphire \/ M","offer_id":44469586001971,"sku":"19441064061472287245","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Sapphire \/ L","offer_id":44469586034739,"sku":"21026099279719712914","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Sapphire \/ XL","offer_id":44469586067507,"sku":"10371911169345894277","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":44469586100275,"sku":"15589258789403220299","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":44469586133043,"sku":"84025869139716519342","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":44469586165811,"sku":"33070228128684155662","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":44469586198579,"sku":"11955231336017162721","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":44469586231347,"sku":"83949343067537467682","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Ash \/ XS","offer_id":44469586264115,"sku":"unavailable_sku","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Ash \/ S","offer_id":44469586296883,"sku":"unavailable_sku","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Ash \/ M","offer_id":44469586329651,"sku":"unavailable_sku","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Ash \/ L","offer_id":44469586362419,"sku":"unavailable_sku","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Ash \/ XL","offer_id":44469586395187,"sku":"24273539796369994441","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/2909\/9571\/files\/il_fullxfull.8178917288_qawo.jpg?v=1782606749","url":"https:\/\/shopthequeen.shop\/products\/kids-back-to-school-anti-enthusiastic-t-shirt-sarcastic-school-tee-2","provider":"The Queen","version":"1.0","type":"link"}